Giygas Has an Energy Drink

Lmfao, I saw that a while back.
I would so buy it if I saw it.

This is almost too close to the original.. squint-y eyes, nostril cavities, upper row of teeth, and a disappearing jaw line.. freaky.

Is that why Porky wouldn’t shut up in the final battle of EB?

This image reminds me of alternate colors for Gigyas in Smash Brothers

http://www.kellysdistributors.net.au/media/catalog/category/file_41.jpg

No way! He’s starting his world domination with energy drink addiction!

We should an expert opinion on this situation

http://www.colonpipe.com/ebr_jugular.php

*get an expert opinion i mean :/

AAAAAH!

Yes, I can imagine a comercial.

A zombie staggers around, when Pokey comes and gives him a can. Zombie drinks and says “I feel g…o…o…o…d…”

Oh geeze, when I saw that can I actually that was Giygas and went WTH!

If you bought that bottle, you’d think either you were crazy or you could hear a faint voice saying “I TASTE GOOOOOOOD”

Giygas can’t make it through the day without one.
Guarana is the most important part!

It’s caffeine free!

If it did have caffeine, it could have been called “The Devil’s Caffeine”! But then even non-EB fans would fear it taking over their souls…

NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS GINSENG NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS GUARANA NESS NESS TAURINE NESS NESS… I’M…….. E.N.E.R.G.I.Z.E.D….

Master Giygas wishes to control all of you who do not support His cause.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!!!! PLZ LISTEN

1. You know the porky army transforms animals into MACHINES
2. The porky army thought for a sec’ ugh… turning
animals into machines is not fun
3. they went to a fortune teller. it told them there
was a evil demon soul that helped pokey/porky
4. they found an idea instead of turning animals
into machines. they will turn drinks into Giygass.
5. sorry how do u make giygas more than one?
that looks BAD!
6.this is the last comment i will post.

Please say if u like what i said i had to think A LOT! and why do people think capitalyzing
is spamming?

hey Waffo! why did u capitalyze H in His.
that is against rules…
I MADE UP
the cult should make another rule
NEVER CAPITALYZE GIYGAS NAME

Aaaaagh! I knew I should’ve voted in that ‘Double the Fun’ poll, now I’m seeing Giygas in my energy drink!

Well giygas has no mind, so he just thinks up random stuff. (ya rly) So he probaly randomly tought up that heshould make an energy drink.

@Aurilliux

The irony is indubitably stunning, no? Forget seeing Giygas in our next carbonated drink, he IS the carbonated drink!

Now I know what I must quench my thirst with.

by god, everyone (other than me) drinks energy drinks where I live!!! No wonder I’m treated as an outcast, I pose as an only threat to Giygas’ domination!!!

Giygas has an energy drink, now everytime a un-suspecting consumer purchases it, they become a slave of GIYGAS. Some will fall, some will rise against it, and some will wonder what the heck in going on. BEWARE!!!

These cans are already in the store nearby my house, I’m not buying it for 2 reasons.

1: When I saw it, I was like “WTH? What did they smoke when they designed the cover.
2: Who knows? He could be real and he could be in a drink near you? (DUN DUN DUN)

Oh WHY?! He’s back… He’s back… I think there’s a Hippie around who LOVES them, he says they make him feel H…A…P…P…Y…

It sez “INSANE” on the title.

Drink it and feel H..a…p..p..y and evil!

Bet these sold like hotcakes in the happy happy village.

Ness… i. f. e. e. l. e. n. e. r. g. e. t. i. c…