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April 8th, 2009 | Audio Stuff, EarthBound, Videos

A while back, YumeMaxx made a cool little Giygas rap for Starmen.Net. Here it is:

You can download the MP3 of the song here. The lyrics are as follows:

“Ness…. Ness… I feel… the rhythm…”

Betcha wish y’all had a swirlin’ face
or million tainted evils in this nightmare place

Don’t look at me, bud, I gave you a chance
So now you sit and watch while you wet your pants

“PK Fire… don’t make me laugh”

First you deal with Pokey then you deal with me
I ain’t gonna bother if you aren’t at level 60

Sure you got a bat and the sword of King’s
But the great Lord Giygas afraid of those weak things

“You should just give up”

“Who’s the one Rockin’ now?”


Ready Set Go on the count of three
I’m gonna strike you down inexplicably
You tin can kids can’t equal me
Just please don’t pray in my vicinity

I said, get ready to die let me hear ya scream
I’m all the damned evil that a guy can be
I’ll never run short on my PP
It’s time to say goodbye, if you know what I mean

Your effort is most pleasing. Yet so futile. You were dead the moment you opposed me. Now get ready to die.”


Word. Absurd. You know your prayer is unheard x4


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30 Comments to The Giygas Rap

millhouse said on Apr. 8, 2009


Anonymous said on Apr. 8, 2009

The only rap I like.

Miles Luna Vialpando (PK ELECTION) said on Apr. 8, 2009

That’s pretty great, ya know! =)

blah said on Apr. 8, 2009

Now THAT actually gave me chills… Weird, since I normally don’t feel that way over things like this.

IWontGetOvertheDam said on Apr. 8, 2009

Yo, those be some phat beats, dawg.

santiagoff said on Apr. 8, 2009

This sounds SOOOOO much like MadWorld’s music!

Dat was epic yo! said on Apr. 8, 2009

yippity yoppity yo! dat was tite yoz!

the retard of epic proportions said on Apr. 8, 2009

Wow, I was actually shaking at that, I normally hate rap, but this was completely awesome.

CruxianAzelf said on Apr. 8, 2009

I agree with a handful of others — I’m not a person for rap, but this really brought a smile to my face.

YumeMaxx said on Apr. 8, 2009

Just for the record, I’m not AT ALL into rap. But when I made that beat, I just HAD to make lyrics to go with it.

Happy Happiest said on Apr. 8, 2009

Hahaha sounds great.

Briianz said on Apr. 9, 2009

This is just AWESOME!!! The only rap that I like.

TheGlitchmaster said on Apr. 9, 2009

So awesome. This should be in a fan game, like Smash Flash or something.

Saiai said on Apr. 9, 2009

I actually have ANOTHER giygas-related Rap I found someplace on youtube.
It’s in japanese, though. 😡

spaz said on Apr. 9, 2009

TAOD&B are making a rap (10 mins long) of EB. Here is Sample 1.
Have you heard it, Mato?

Mato said on Apr. 9, 2009

Saiai: Yeah, I plan to post about that another day.

spaz: Yeah, I already posted about it in a weekly roundup a while back. I’m waiting until the full version to make a post about it. People send me news about it almost daily, so it looks like it’ll be popular.

Nameless Friend said on Apr. 9, 2009

Well, this add up to my EB-relate rap list, the best kind of rap ever, with “I am Earthbound”, “Urfbownd”, “We Can’t Stop”, “Da Black Market” and “Bus Depot Blues”!

3D said on Apr. 10, 2009

Rap is my least favorite music genre, but this is the most awesome thing ever. He totally nailed Giygas’ voice.

“I’ll never run short on MY PP!”

Leirin said on Apr. 11, 2009

I don’t usually like rap, but apparently when it’s based on a video game I don’t care, because THIS IS KICKIN’ RAD.

And YumeMaxx is an epic man.

giygasowns462 said on Jul. 12, 2009

Yume Maxx, I’m with you. I’m not into rap that much, but when I heard this, it made me like rap, but only VG rap. Awesome job on Giygas’ face(s). I give it 2…..00 thumbs up!

chugaaconroy said on Jul. 12, 2009

This is ok. Gives me more feeling to my “Let’s Plays”.

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Porky Minch Fan said on Jul. 12, 2009

“Nightmare Place?” Puhlease!

UltimateChimera said on Jul. 12, 2009

THIS IS AWESOME!!! Uh, did anyone else hear that childs voice during Giygas’ lines?

Hinawaflint said on Jul. 12, 2009

I did. It’s pretty creepy.

Nessowns461572 said on Jul. 13, 2009

Ness: Don’t make you laugh?! Well, taste the power that I equipped during battle!! PK ARMAGEDDON OMEGA!!!

Paula: Uh, Ness? Don’t you think that’s too powerful…?

Poo: I do it could destroy us all!

Jeff: Yeah! Think first, Ness.

Ness thought.

Ness: Eat PK Armageddon Omega Mother F**ker.

Nessowns461572 said on Jul. 13, 2009

All: NO!!!!

Ness used PKAO, and the Ultimate Chimera showed up.

Giygas: Oh sh*t…that’s too powerful for my guts. You win!

Paula: What do we do now, Ness?

Ness: Let’s fight this thing.


The Chimera Attacks!

The Chimera: *&%#! HP

Ness: 800
Paula: 244
Poo: 411
Jeff: FNT!


The Chimera: Miss!!


The Chimera: No effect.

The Chimera Attacks!!

Ness: 90000000000000000000000000000000000000
Paula: 99999999999999999999999999999999999
Poo: &%(*&@#*$%@&$%@^&$^&*%@#$&(@*%*%@#&^%*@^$^!%^)#*^@%($%)@^*@%&^%@#&*(%^&^#%*&^!!


Nessowns461572 said on Aug. 27, 2009


Ness was revived by the Horn of Life.

Paula was revived by the Horn of Life.

Poo was revived by the Horn of Life.

Ness: Yay! We’re back alive!

Paula & Poo: Grrr….

Ness: Uh-oh. PSI Teleport Beta!

Ness Teleported to Fourside.

Paula: After him!

Meanwhile in Fourside…

Ness: Phew. That was clo—

Poo: PK Freeze!

Ness was frozen, but melted with extreme anger.


Ness attacks!

Ness- 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000HP

Paula: Oh, @#$!.

Poo: You took the words right out of my mouth. Only one hope…

Poo used PK Starstorm!

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000HP of damage to Paula!

Poo: What the freak?

Paula got hurt and Collapsed…

Ness used PSI Paralysis! Poo was numb!

Ness used PSI Fire!

Poo: Miss…

Ness: What?! Crash Boom Bang attack!

Poo: Miss! It’s my turn. PK Starstorm!!!

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 HP of Damage to Ness! Ness got hurt and collapsed! You Win!

Poo & Paula had 72378657823457826378568347569827365876 EXP.

Paula was revived!

Paula: Horray! I’m alive again! Why do I feel like I’m forgetting something…?

Poo: Meh, don’t worry about it… we’ll get to it later. One more thing:

Poo became level 99!

Paula became level 99!

Little did they know, Jeff was still in the Giygas dimention.

Andy said on Mar. 5, 2010

so awesome

Kyoo said on May. 6, 2010

if I wasn’t an earthbound fan, I’d think this was horrible, but thankfully I’m an earthbound fan, so I love this.


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