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None foundFebruary 20th, 2009 | EarthBound, Images, Manga
Remember this really bad review of EarthBound? How could anyone forget, it’s been the most popular post on EB Central ever since it was posted, even beating out all the Virtual Console stuff π
So anyway, the other day, long-time Starmen.Net forumgoer Omnitarian drew this funny little thing about the Seven Secretaries that are supposedly in EarthBound. Enjoy π

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22 Comments to Seven Secretaries of EarthBound
![]() | rayefrenzy said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
I’m so tuff. I preform PK Fax Omega on a daily basis.
![]() | Viewtiful_justin said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
Holy hilarity! That’s amazing! I wondered about that, too. The Shrooom! one is my favorite, by far. *Ness is feeling strange* *Ness hits reply all*
“Pk fax omega deals 460-900 letters and immediatly sends status aligning letters to the victim- err… reader.”
See, this gets me wondering whether he actually meant the Magypsies. They’d make fabulous secretaries, wouldn’t you say?
![]() | Darien said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
I’m still not convinced that review wasn’t tongue-in-cheek. “Secretaries” is a pretty tough misspelling from “sanctuaries,” and makes too good a joke.
Ha, I like the Shroom!!!!!! one. “Ness got a paper cut! Ness got hurt and collapsed.”
![]() | Mato said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
I couldn’t tell if you had a homepage or not, or else I would’ve linked to it.
Very cool pic π
![]() | Leirin said on Feb. 23, 2009 |
In my next playthrough of Mother 3, I am going to set my favorite thing as “Fax” just to add to the awesomeness of this comic
Holy crap, I can’t stop laughing at #2. I wouldn’t dare take his call!
Dangit, I’m supposed to be studying
Ahaha! That’s great! I like the 5th secretary the most, followed up by the 7th.
Ha…PK Fax…