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None foundJanuary 6th, 2009 | Let's Chat
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Hello there! Something’s been bugging me. If Mr. Saturns don’t have arms, then how do they tie those ribbons to their hair? |
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![]() | KingDarian said on Jan. 11, 2009 |
Their moms tie those ribbons for them, of course.
You’re worried about that? I’m more worried about how they built a village, ladders, furniture they clearly can’t use, and the Phase Distorter.
Mysterious creatures, those Saturns.
Those aren’t ribbons, they’re bloated red tape worms. Why do you think they speak like they have a worm-bitten brain?
If they built the Phase Distorter, I’m sure they can build a machine to tie ribbons.
For generations the andonuts family has always tied the mr saturn’s bows before the starmen always tied them until M0THER came out and they quit forcing the Mr saturns to go to earth
@satsy I’m even more concerned about how one got away to happy happy village and got a house their without no one questioning him or painting him blue. His house wasn’t blue either, it was red. Really freaky, these little things.
belch cuts all their arms off after they tie it and puts it in his fly honey.
I really believe they know telekinesis or something cool like that. Or maybe other Saturns just propel themselves up with their farts and they tie the bow with their mouths.