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December 11th, 2008 | EarthBound, Images
When we last left off, Master Belch had just used the Bad Key Machine he stole from Jeff to infiltrate the Mach Pizza in Twoson. He also caught Paula with some of Melon Kid’s Pretty Girl Paper. Little did he know that Ness likes both pizza and Paula…
Gwarharhar! I did it! I caught Paula, prettiest girl in all of the land! Cuz you know, there’s only like 40 girls in the entire world for some reason. *BURRRRRRP* Where’s that lousy Ness, anyway? He sure is slow… And he’s taking a long time too!
Here I am! OK! I will go and make that bad guy pay for his bad things he’s done! OK! OK! Here I go!
Hey, you guys! I know you’re doing bad things! Now you’re going to get it! OK! Here it comes! OK!
PK Jumppppppppp!
Oh noes I am defeated! *BUUUUUUUUURP*
OH NESS! YOU SAVED ME! I LOVE YOU! LET’S MAKE SOME PK FIRE TOGETHER!
Your mom made you Babies for lunch, didn’t she?
Ness: Oh, Paula, you’re so smooth and–
STARMAN: HA HA HA. YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP. I DO NOT REALLY LOVE YOU! BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS! BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES AND–
WELL, THAT IS THAT. BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE GIYGAS MADE ME KISS NESS. I BETTER GET A SWORD OF KINGS FOR THIS OR I QUIT.
I NEED SOME BOOZE COFFEE.
Next time: The Bubble Monkey and Mr. Saturn in the ultimate showdown!
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12 Comments to EB Keychain Adventures! Ep. 8
 | KingDarian said on Jan. 11, 2009 |
Wherever could Mr. Saturn and the Bubble Monkey be?
 | Mato said on Jan. 12, 2009 |
They’re in the arcade, making out of course!
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| anonymous said on May. 22, 2009 |
Where are the other episodes?
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| earthbounding said on Aug. 31, 2009 |
where to get keychains
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| earthboundfan101 said on Aug. 31, 2009 |
where to get keychains
 | Ilana_ said on Jan. 5, 2010 |
where to get keychains(3)
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| earthbound freak said on Sep. 13, 2010 |
why do they say coca cola on em?
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| fat kid said on Sep. 22, 2010 |
I DO ANYTHING 4
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| Mato said on Mar. 20, 2011 |
The keychains were released in 2003, there’s more info (including where to find them) here.
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| Quote|a said on Mar. 20, 2011 |
Coca-Cola: favorite drink
+Earthbound: favorite game
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Coca-bound… favorite… drinkable game?
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| Rock said on Mar. 29, 2011 |
“HA HA HA. YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP. I DO NOT REALLY LOVE YOU! BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS! BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES AND–”
This made me laugh sooo hard!
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I need some [s]booze[/s] coffee.
I imagined this as a more, “Half Life: Full Life Consequences” type thing, with bad spelling and exaggerated actions.