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January 26th, 2008 | Audio Stuff, EarthBound, Food, Videos

Cookie is from a mini-Starmen.Net convention at my house in 2005, which was the 10th anniversary of EarthBound’s release also. Cookies are hard to make look good if you’re not a chef. But some other conventions have had nicer-looking EB food, as seen here. There should be a Starmen.Net Iron Chef contest to make the coolest EB stuff. Only then will our nerdiness destroy us all.

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31 Comments to ALL HAIL GIYGAS

PSI Guy said on Jan. 21, 2009

Tomato, you should participate in Iron Chef and when Itoi tastes your food (if he’s judging again) you tell him how much you enjoy his games. It’d be great!

Katon said on Jan. 29, 2009

yaaay my song

Hyperstar96 said on Feb. 21, 2009

Here’s a video I made that combines the song in that video with the original Pokey Means Buisness theme. It syncs PERFECTLY!!! 😀


BigBlueKingBoo said on Feb. 22, 2009

It’s Spiteful Crow’s cookie!

JeebusMcChrist said on Feb. 23, 2009

Whoever did that song is awesome. It’s hilarious.

Stuffgamer1 said on Feb. 23, 2009

Love the music; no surprise there. Cookie isn’t very appetizing, though. 😛

Jerimiah Elliott said on Mar. 13, 2009

lolz at those pplz making the noise

Earthboundmaniac225 said on Apr. 6, 2009

That’s a GREAT Cookie. Now try to make some of Ness,Paula,Ninten,Poo,Jeff,Ana,Loid,Lucas,and Claus!

Earthboundmaniac225 said on Apr. 6, 2009

Now try to make Ness,Paula,Ninten,Poo,Jeff,Ana,Loid,Lucas,and Claus!

Mushrooman said on Apr. 21, 2009


PsychoKinesisMusic said on May. 9, 2009


ScottKO said on May. 28, 2009

I lol’d at the song

Gleasonator said on Jun. 14, 2009

Are you kidding me? SPRINKLES?

Giygas is displeased.

Timman97 said on Jun. 16, 2009

*eats cookie*

Froststare said on Jun. 17, 2009

I cannot watch this video with a straight face

Kirbyrox4623 said on Jul. 13, 2009

Ness: Mmm… this looks good for a cookie.

Lucas: Yeah, it does. Hey! Split it in half for me!

Poo & Duster: Why does it look familiar…?

Kumatora & Paula: Ness/Lucas, I wouldn’t eat that.

Boney: (whimper) (That’s not a cookie!)

Ness & Lucas: SHUT UP! (eats cookie)

Ness: Ooh…I have to go to the bathroom.

Lucas: Me, too. What was in that cookie?

Duster, Poo, Jeff, Kumatora, Paula, Duster, Boney & King: Giygas!!!.

Ness: Oh…

Lucas SH*T.

Kirbyrox4623 said on Jul. 13, 2009



Paula: Ness & your brother ate that Giygas cookie.

Claus: It looks like they couldn’t grasp the true power of Giygas’ attack.

Paula: I’ll say! They’re stinking up a storm!

Boney & King: *woof woof!* (We’ll say. That smells ripe!! Kind of like Duster’s sock!)

Kirbyrox4623 said on Jul. 13, 2009

2 HOURS Later…

Porky: OMG! What is that horrible smell?

Paula: YOU!! What did you do to Ness?

Kumatora: And Lucas?!

Paula and Kumatora gang Porky.

Porky: What do you mean? I have nothing to do with this! Giygas loved baking cookies as a kid. He probably made it!

*Ness & Lucas’ stomachs hurt worse*

Lucas: Hurry up!!!

???: Do you like my cookie Ness? Lucas?

Porky: Told you!

Giygas: I made it with my face on it with Giygas laxatives! They are the Ultimate Weapons for me.


Giygas: Meet me in the Cave of the Past to find out! See ya there!

??? said on Jul. 30, 2009


Kirbyrox4623 said on Aug. 27, 2009

Meanwhile in the cave of the past…

Ness: Okay, we’re here with 2 gallons of liquid crap in our drawers.

Lucas: Now, tell us why you made such a cookie.

Giygas: I made the cookie as a practical joke for Ninten… but I didn’t know you two would eat it.

Ness/Lucas: Ninten?


Ness: I’m going to frikkin’ kill you now, Giygas.

Lucas: Me too.

They both lunged at Giygas…with some backfiring results.

Lucas: D**N IT! What is with this guy?!

Ness: I forgot: Giygas can only be harmed with the devil’s machine off. *turns it off*

Lucas: Holy crap! *craps himself* Aw, nuts.

Ness: Paula! Pray!

Paula: *praying* (indistinct)

Giygas is dead!

Lucas: Wow.

Ness: That’s it.

Lucas: Come on. Let’s get this cookie out of our systems before a big one comes…


Lucas: (Straining) Never mind… let’s just throw these drawers away.

Bowzermydawg said on Sep. 20, 2009

o_O What whas the point of that play??
X( You should be sued!
🙁 No matter! I want this deleted!

Kirbyrox4623 said on Nov. 28, 2009

Ness:Why did Giygas want to prank Ninten they NEVER even met Lucas:Yeah…FLASHBACK:…………………………..Ninten:All right guys lets finish Gigue! Anna&Lloid:YEAH!!! all started to sing Gigue:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I WILL SURVIVE I WILL TRANFORM INTO MY TRUE FORM turns into Giygas all:HOLY $H*T meteor hit giygas YOU WIN flashback ends Ness:oh thats how they met Lucas:yeah…

Giygas said on Nov. 29, 2009

Those fools ate my cookie AND THEIR STILL CRAPPIN!!!!

Anonymous said on Jan. 8, 2010

I… Feel… C…r…u…n…c…h…y…

Anonymus Jack@$$ said on Mar. 28, 2010

Kirby4623, you SUCK.

Kirby4623 said on Mar. 28, 2010


phillipblabla said on Jul. 22, 2010

Eat this cookie, have one heck of a crap later.

Anonymus said on Aug. 17, 2010


Ettore said on Sep. 14, 2010

where can i download dis soong on mp3?

Thing said on Feb. 3, 2013

[GIYGAS]:”You cannot grasp the true form of me!*turns into vanilla cookie with sprinkles and chocolate icing into his form*Aww crap…”[LUCAS]:”Well,Giygas,that really captures your likeNESS!”*do do-DING*[GIYGAS]:”Shut up.*turns back into his weird alien form*”[LUCAS]:”Glad i didn’t eat you.That would have given me GUY-GAS!*do do-DING*”[GIYGAS]:”Alright,stop!The puns!It h…u…r…t…s…”THE END(finally)

Thing said on Feb. 3, 2013

WOW that was a really awkward play XD.


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