Block 81

Chapter 0

Line	Speaker	Text	Notes
0		•Come! Gather around! •Come, one and all, fair denizens of Tazmily! •Congratulations are in order for the hard work you put in every single day!
1		•I've come here today to give you all wonderful news... about happiness!
2		•...Blue skies. •White clouds. •Bountiful crops. •Stout livestock. •Happy families and kindhearted neighbors... •This village is filled with so many wondrous things!
3		•But, there's still something missing. •A tiny speck of uncertainty that steals into each bright day.
4		•Is this really how things should be?! •Shouldn't we be living much more comfortable, enjoyable lives?!
5		•It's only natural to harbor a few such suspicions.
6		•Odd animals that have never been seen before now lurk in our forests, and giant balloon-like objects soar our skies!
7		•What's going on?! •What's happening to the world we live in?!
8		•And that's not all! •Not by a long shot! •The word on the wind says that in the very near future, lightning powerful enough to burn down forests and woods will rain down on us almost daily!
9		•Oh! You laughed at that, didn't you? •You thought to yourself, "Get real! Something like that would never happen!" •But I truly believe this will soon be a reality.
10		•And in times like this, isn't it human nature to want to be happy? •To live with a smile on your face?
11		•But I have good news for you! •Today is your lucky day!
12		•You can obtain happiness very easily.
13		•Just look here! Even my cute, adorable [SALSA 23 06 00] is dancing so happily... •The reason for this, you see... ...is that this monkey has gotten a head start on obtaining happiness!
14		•How exactly did little [SALSA 23 06 00] here manage to find happiness? •All those who are interested, please raise your hand boisterously. •Who wants to be happy?!
15		•Okay, little [SALSA 23 06 00]! •Go and ask the nice people who want happiness for their names. •Please keep your hands raised, folks.
16		•I'm Biff. •I'm not really sure what this is about, but if I can get something out of it, I'll give it a shot.
17		•My name is Abbot. •I've been an avid collector of things ever since I was a boy. It's hard to explain, but just collecting stuff... It somehow makes me happy. •Plus, I'd like to see what happiness looks like, too.
18		•I'm Abbey. •I respect my husband Abbot. •There's nothing bad about having TOO much happiness, is there?
19		•I'm Isaac. •I just wanna see if it really is that easy to be happy.
20		•I don't need happiness. It's standing right next to me.
21		•Happiness, huh... I'll admit, I am a little curious...
22		•Happiness leaves when wanted.
23		•Go on, now. •Go and ask the nice people who want happiness for their names. Yes No
24		•Oh, dear me. •Whatever's the matter, my little [SALSA 23 06 00]? •Are you exhausted already?
25		•This is just a simple clothesline. You got a problem with that?!
26		•This hasn't been used, for whatever reason.
27		•"Thomas's Bazaar" We got the goods.
28		•"Jackie's Yado Inn" We won't over-pamper you here.
29		•Everyone! •If even just one more of us can achieve happiness, all will be right in the world!
30		•For those of you who didn't raise your hand, please think it over later, and if you decide that you do want happiness after all, feel free to let me know anytime!
31		•Well, that's all for today's show! •May happiness come to this village!
32		•Take care!
33		•Now, then. •Come along, little [SALSA 23 06 00]. Let us return to the Yado Inn.
34		•You're safe now.
35		•Dunno how you got involved with that lie-spewin' fraud, but you must've had your reasons, I guess. •Poor li'l thing.
36		•Princess. •This is a great deed you've done. •Now let's go find that lazy moron - I mean, [DUSTER 23 03 00] - and that egg he has with him. •I know he's all right; morons like him never get sick or hurt, no matter where they go or what they do.
37		•Yeah. •We just gotta find [DUSTER 23 03 00] and the egg.
38		•But first, let's free this monkey.
39		•Geezer. Go steal that zapper gizmo while that lyin' freak's still asleep.
40		•Oh, right. •I should've swiped it earlier. •I'll be right back.
41		•You'll be free in a minute, monkey. •You must've had it rough.
42		•Hey, monkey. •I stole the doohickey.
43		•I accidentally bumped it on the way back. Did it zap you? •Sorry 'bout that.
44		•Here, monkey. •You destroy it.
45		•Alright, monkey. You can go wherever you want now. •You're free.
46		•...You got something keepin' you from runnin' away? •What is it?
47		•Oh, your girlfriend's been kidnapped...? •Or "monkeynapped", I should say?
48		•Damn that cheap bastard! •He's screwed up!
49		•Oh, did you call for me? •I happen to be that screwed-up, cheap bastard you speak of!
50		•To think I would get to meet you here, of all places, Princess [KUMATORA 23 04 00]... •Nwehehehehe.
51		•You stupid monkey! Did you think you could get away from me?!
52		•He can! •And we're gonna let him!
53		•(Geezer. Monkey. You ready?)
54		•(One... two... three!)
55		•(...Is when we run! Got it?)
56		•(...Damn, they're fast.)
57		•After them! Don't let them escape!
58		•They're headed your way!
59		•...I see. •Then remain there on standby. •I'll be there shortly.
60		•Heh heh heh... •There's no escape from me. Nwehe-nwehehehehe!
61		•[HINAWA 22 08 00] gave these Tazmily gerberas to the villagers as a gift.