ohhhhh, snap!! PWNED!!! hahaha....


kyoo was approached by a man who had the same name as his real name.
feeling thoroughly mocked and insulted, kyoo the real person drowned kyoo the ebcentral.netter in a tub of soysauce.

jeffy05 dies from lodging too many crayons up his nose.

Hiro-Chimera ate his own boogers and while in his stomach, his boogers twisted his intestines into 20 pretzels until Hiro-Chimera died because he was being too snotty.

Eeewww.

Jeffy05 had been very hungry yet there was no good food anywhere in the house. Jeffy05 remembered that in EarthBound you can eat food out of the trash so he thought he would try that as well. Jeffy05 found a steak in the trash and decided to eat it. Little did he know it wasn't fully cooked and had been in there for days, so it had salmonela crawling all over it. He came down with salmonela and after weeks of suffering he finally died.

Paula used PSI shield E!
Starstormer disappeared!

On Halloween night Rhyselinn won the lottery with the numbers "666" he went to his car too go get his check of $1,000,000 from the lottery, on the way there he say a kid in a devil outfit, thinking he saw the real devil he jumped out of his car window falling into a lake full of man-eating otters, he then died a slow and painful death of otters biting him rapidly.

Rhyselinn shrieked and bashed Ninten with her handbag.

kyoo is censored

Kyoo died when he decided to print out all of his posts on this site in ten years from now. In ten years Kyoo's posts took up so much space that there were stacks of paper that rose to the ceiling in his house. When he was adding to the stack of papers the stack collapsed on kyoo and crushed him, he was trapped for 3 days before he finally died.

Starstormer played to much Earthbound and typed too much on his computer. He got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and went to the ER to get surgery on his wrist. The doctor in charge screwed up the surgery horribly, giving Starstormer's arm a mind of its own. Starstormer, thinking the surgery had gone well, went about his life normally. In his sleep, his arm strangled him and drowned him in a bucket of Wasabi and Fish oil.