Hello, welcome to EarthBound Central'sRiddles section! This was originated by fed306 on Starmen.net. I have done this before, but was politly asked to hold this till January, and I don't want to start WW III, so I respected his/her wishes.
Riddles are posted Moday, Wednesday, and Friday. There are four different ranks of riddles; Easy, medium, hard, and super hard. As on Starmen.net, Easy is worth +5 medium +7 hard +9 and super hard +12. Super Hard must be PMed to me and you only get one guess. Hard riddles do not recive information on what game it is from and you only have three guesses. Here is how a riddle goes:
Example:
I have a bat
I have a sister
I store stuff with
I have a hat (Example also given by fed306)
Answer Ness
I have a bat- He uses a bat for a weapon
I have a sister- His sister's name is Tracy.
I store stuff with- She works at escargo express. If you answer it right, you get the main pointes, but if you have good logic, it's plus +2 for each line of perfect logic. After Hint #1, it's +1, after Hint #2 you get none. Here is the riddle, Game: EarthBound: Easy for +5:
When you are lost find me
Instead of wasting your time
Although I may be a waste to you
If I turn out not to be useless to you
Good Luck! Bla bla

The Hint Guy!
When you are lost, find me- He can give you hints.
Instead of wasting your time- You waste your time when you don't know what to do.
Although I may be a waste to you- He asks for money to give you a hint.
If I turn out not to be useless to you- The info he gives looks like useless because it's about later in the game, but it's still useful.

Dang! On the first guess Gooptek got it! Perfect logic too!
Leader Board:
+7 Gooptek
+5 Rysellin
Anser Hint Guy:
When you are lost find me- Go see him and he will help you.
Instead of wasting your time- Don't just wonder around confused, go see him!
Although I may be a waste to you- You need to pay $15, and may be a little confusing.
If I turn out not to be useful to you- His hints are just tiny, and may not be worth the pay.

Yay, I got it!
I though it was harder than this, like the "The Fish" one.

Medium for +7, Game: MOTHER 3
I'm not on top of it
But I'm still a rip off
From the cruel appresion brought apon me
Next to the factory

Last one I just couldn't think of something :p

Ultimate Chimera.
I'm not on top of it- He isn't on top of the factory.
But I'm still a rip off- It was created at the factory.
From the cruel appresion brought upon me- He is agressive, so watch out!
Next to the factory- It tries to crunch you over all the factory.

You are on the right track, but no.

I have no idea, but I'll take a crack at this. Is it a Clayman?


I'm not on top of it - They work below ground.
But I'm still a rip off - They are artificially created.
From the cruel appresion brought apon me - They are worked to exhaustion with no regard for their well-being.
Next to the factory - They work around the factory.

Good one, pk_stan!

Ding Ding PK Stan got it! That's perfect logic too!
Answer: Clayman
I'm not on top of it all- They work "under" it all
But I'm still a rip off- A pigmask says that these Clayman rip them off, and yes they arn't human.
From the cruel appresion brought apon me- Zapped, over worked etc.
Right next to the factory- They are located benethe it.
Leader board:
PK Stan +9
Gooptek +7
Ryselin +5