*smoking pipe while reading a book in a fancy suit in front of a cozy fireplace*

Hello, and welcome, to the EarthBound Central After Dark thread, where anything goes (kinda like the/r/ thread of 4chan minus all the trolls) The following posts have not been rated by the AIMEBCF (The Association of Internet Moderators of EarthBound Central Forums) due to its "adult" content. If this thread (miraculously!) survives, I think I'll keep some regulations here:

Thread Rules:

- Anything goes in this thread, and since it's geared toward the adults (18+) on the forum, well, let's just say, Viewer discretion is advised.
-Besides that, go wild, it's a forum for adults, so, wreak havoc, I made this thread just for the sake of some sort of law and order around here!

And now we present to you,

EarthBound Central... After Dark.

Happy posting!

P.S. Pretend Morgan Freeman narrated this
P.P.S. For a good effect, try out that cool negative screen effect on a Mac by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Cmd+8 Trust me, it makes this thread 10x better looking, and much more secretive *wink wink, nudge nudge*

So, basically, this is a discussion thread under the pretenses that said discussions will normally be of an "adult" nature?

DickButt

Officiallllllllllllly this topic is free of my control

So, the elephant asks the camel "Hey, why do you have tits on your back?" The camel says, "Well, aint that some shit coming from a guy with a dick on his face."

I am smoking marry jane, everyday after school or work and before bed. Anyone else partake? (Thought this topic would be ok to post this )

God, it's late. I'm sure more than one of us in this thread has to work tomorrow.
As such, I think some of you guys should go the fuck to sleep.

Not since I decided to move to Japan!

They frown on that sort of thing.

Huh an 18+ topic. I actually like the idea since I just happen to be 18, what a coincidence.

laaaaaaame D= I think i'll stick to Canada since no body gives a flying fuck here (Literally cops got better things to do.) It's too bad they don't have it in Japan, I think it would do so many amazing things.