granted, now your dog takes craps on your bed

I wish i had all 7 dragonballs

granted but the dragon is on vacation and doesn't feel like granting your wish. All powerful dragons need a break too you know.

I wish that I never have to worry about credit card debt ever, because I'll never get in debt.

Granted, but you can no longer use your credit card.

I wish I could conquer the world.

Granted, but aliens take the world over after you. They feel inclined to execute the previous leader of the world, so you die. XP

I wish I had a Mr. Saturn plushie.

Granted but the second you get it, it walks away and you never see it again.

I wish there was no religion.

Granted but now there are people arguing between whether Stalinism or Nazism is better.

I wish I had an unpoppable balloon.

You forgot to wish for a string attached to it so it floats away.

I wish I was an only child.

Granted but your parents divorce and marry another person, give you 8 step-brothers and sisters.

I wish I had a unpoppable balloon with a string attached to it.

Granted, but the string isn't held down by anything, so the balloon floats off anyway.

I wish that everyone converted to Christianity.

Granted but because of everyone and their sins they never get access to heaven thus an over population in hell resulting in no room so the souls are trapped in their bodies having to walk the earth as zombies thus making earth a new hell. When hell is full, the dead will walk the earth.

I wish Earthbound was as popular as Mario.