Here's what you do you make a wish and the next poster gets to say something goes wrong with the wish!

Example!

P1:I wish I had alot of cool things!

P2:Granted but your house got flooded!
I wish I had a pizza!

P1:Granted but... And so on!

Rules!

1.You may wish anything you want as long as you don't mind the next poster corrupting it!

2.You may corrupt it however you want!

3.Have fun!

(I feel I forgot to add something to the rules)

(Is this game on here already?)

I'll start! I wish I had a EarthBound cartridge!

The Earthbound cartridge is a fake thus the final battle will not function right and your save file will be destroyed.

I wish for a time machine!

Congratulations.
You have a time machine.
It's a cardboard box with "tIme mACHinE" written on the side in Sharpie.
It only goes forward at regular speed.

I wish I had an appropriate wish.

Granted, but your appropriate wish is corrupted.

I wish I had some cash.

Granted but you get so much cash that there are piles and piles of it in your house. You get so much that several of the stacks collapse and crush you underneath. Money did not bring you happiness only death. You should've deposited it into a bank but for some reason you didn't.

I wish that I would know what Wii/Xbox360/PS3/DS/PSP games would be worth tons of money on ebay in ten years so I could buy them cheap now and sell them for a lot later.

That wish is granted but when you sell all your games in bulk to the highest bidder he/she never pays you.

I wish I can read minds.

granted but it makes you hate all the people you love. (some things should always remain secret)

I wish I had an apple. a nice crisp fresh apple a fuji apple to be exact.

There is a worm inside it. (Sorry if I am posting too much in this one. It seems fun.)

I wish Mother 3 was released in North America. In the United states and Canada to be exact.

granted but it's the mother 3 USA copy I was talking about that's just a dig dug game with graphic hacks and plot added between levels.

I wish I was eating lunch instead of writing this wish.

You go eat lunch but you get food poisoning and die.

I wish that my wishes wouldn't be corrupted.