PSHH. Don't even answer that. Course you do.
And I drew a vector and made one! :Dhttp://greengear.spreadshirt.com/
I enabled the color change options because it turns out Giygas looks good in a lot of not-red colors. Check out sage-Giygas and yellow-Giygas. u: I've never sold a shirt before. We'll see how this goes. Might make more Earthbound stuff.