PSHH. Don't even answer that. Course you do.

And I drew a vector and made one! :D

http://greengear.spreadshirt.com/

I enabled the color change options because it turns out Giygas looks good in a lot of not-red colors. Check out sage-Giygas and yellow-Giygas. u: I've never sold a shirt before. We'll see how this goes. Might make more Earthbound stuff.

Do you have a smaller size for men?

Hm. You mean aside from the size options already present?

How are these printed?

They're flex print. So, yeah, extremely durable stuff.

Looks cool, I'm actually pretty interested right now.