You prank call a drug store asking for a baseball bat. (I did this once, XD)

You beat dogs to death with a baseball bat and your dad gives you money for it.

you listen to a religious figure reciting scriptures from the mothers players manual
"When you gain friends, be sure to bring them to Magicant and buy items for them. Your friends start off very weak, you see. "

when you lssion to a bug and he tells you to save the world

When you start beating up people who have blue beards.

Actually, I think it's when you start seeing people with blue beards.

no no no
you don't beat dogs to death
you beat them until they become tame or faint...
...they were only fainted...
...and then they just happened to be taking a nap in the same spot the next day...

When this page is your homepage: http://starmen.net/cult/

Oh and when you notice this...

you spammer.

When you spend most of your time looking at a mushroom on the ground and pray that it grows legs so you can then SMASH!! it.



Actually, just one swing will relieve you of all other ailments by knocking you unconscious and have your head handed to you in the same moment.

When you take a Picture you say "Say Fussy Pickiles!!!" and every one looks at you oddly