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January 6th, 2010 | EarthBound, Images

You know how there are like 8.3 million types of energy drinks out there now and how everyone has one, even Hulk Hogan and Steven Seagal? Well, here’s one that could almost belong to Giygas himself!


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Someone make a parody commercial for this quick!

Picture is by Crrisstiger, and thanks to Gieguen for pointing it out to me!

 

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27 Comments to Giygas Has an Energy Drink


Yoshimad123 said on Jan. 6, 2010

Lmfao, I saw that a while back.
I would so buy it if I saw it.

resetsurvivor said on Jan. 6, 2010

This is almost too close to the original.. squint-y eyes, nostril cavities, upper row of teeth, and a disappearing jaw line.. freaky.

Is that why Porky wouldn’t shut up in the final battle of EB?

Anonymous said on Jan. 6, 2010

This image reminds me of alternate colors for Gigyas in Smash Brothers

http://www.kellysdistributors.net.au/media/catalog/category/file_41.jpg

santiagoff said on Jan. 6, 2010

No way! He’s starting his world domination with energy drink addiction!

Gummidge said on Jan. 6, 2010

We should an expert opinion on this situation

http://www.colonpipe.com/ebr_jugular.php

Gummidge said on Jan. 6, 2010

*get an expert opinion i mean :/

userofdoom said on Jan. 6, 2010

AAAAAH!

LakituAl said on Jan. 6, 2010

Yes, I can imagine a comercial.

A zombie staggers around, when Pokey comes and gives him a can. Zombie drinks and says “I feel g…o…o…o…d…”

kalasad said on Jan. 6, 2010

Oh geeze, when I saw that can I actually that was Giygas and went WTH!

Hejiru said on Jan. 6, 2010

If you bought that bottle, you’d think either you were crazy or you could hear a faint voice saying “I TASTE GOOOOOOOD”

Flaminshrooms said on Jan. 7, 2010

Giygas can’t make it through the day without one.
Guarana is the most important part!

Jimmy said on Jan. 7, 2010

It’s caffeine free!

neonix said on Jan. 7, 2010

If it did have caffeine, it could have been called “The Devil’s Caffeine”! But then even non-EB fans would fear it taking over their souls…

neonix said on Jan. 7, 2010

NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS GINSENG NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS GUARANA NESS NESS TAURINE NESS NESS… I’M…….. E.N.E.R.G.I.Z.E.D….

Wafffo! said on Jan. 7, 2010

Master Giygas wishes to control all of you who do not support His cause.

Mokii said on Jan. 8, 2010

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!!!! PLZ LISTEN

1. You know the porky army transforms animals into MACHINES
2. The porky army thought for a sec’ ugh… turning
animals into machines is not fun
3. they went to a fortune teller. it told them there
was a evil demon soul that helped pokey/porky
4. they found an idea instead of turning animals
into machines. they will turn drinks into Giygass.
5. sorry how do u make giygas more than one?
that looks BAD!
6.this is the last comment i will post.

Please say if u like what i said i had to think A LOT! and why do people think capitalyzing
is spamming?

Ness Hero said on Jan. 8, 2010

hey Waffo! why did u capitalyze H in His.
that is against rules…
I MADE UP
the cult should make another rule
NEVER CAPITALYZE GIYGAS NAME

Aurilliux said on Jan. 9, 2010

Aaaaagh! I knew I should’ve voted in that ‘Double the Fun’ poll, now I’m seeing Giygas in my energy drink!

A Name? ummmmmmmmmmmmm lemme think......howbout: said on Jan. 9, 2010

Well giygas has no mind, so he just thinks up random stuff. (ya rly) So he probaly randomly tought up that heshould make an energy drink.

Blitzkrieg98 said on Jan. 17, 2010

@Aurilliux

The irony is indubitably stunning, no? Forget seeing Giygas in our next carbonated drink, he IS the carbonated drink!

Now I know what I must quench my thirst with.

ghostgirl21696 said on Feb. 14, 2010

by god, everyone (other than me) drinks energy drinks where I live!!! No wonder I’m treated as an outcast, I pose as an only threat to Giygas’ domination!!!

awesomeNess said on Jul. 14, 2010

Giygas has an energy drink, now everytime a un-suspecting consumer purchases it, they become a slave of GIYGAS. Some will fall, some will rise against it, and some will wonder what the heck in going on. BEWARE!!!

These cans are already in the store nearby my house, I’m not buying it for 2 reasons.

1: When I saw it, I was like “WTH? What did they smoke when they designed the cover.
2: Who knows? He could be real and he could be in a drink near you? (DUN DUN DUN)

PSI Rockin' said on Jan. 1, 2011

Oh WHY?! He’s back… He’s back… I think there’s a Hippie around who LOVES them, he says they make him feel H…A…P…P…Y…

Ben10fan900 said on Jan. 25, 2011

It sez “INSANE” on the title.

Matteomax said on Apr. 15, 2011

Drink it and feel H..a…p..p..y and evil!

TalonKhan said on Jan. 27, 2012

Bet these sold like hotcakes in the happy happy village.

commentsFTW said on Aug. 20, 2012

Ness… i. f. e. e. l. e. n. e. r. g. e. t. i. c…


 
 

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