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February 20th, 2009 | EarthBound, Images, Manga
Remember this really bad review of EarthBound? How could anyone forget, it’s been the most popular post on EB Central ever since it was posted, even beating out all the Virtual Console stuff 
So anyway, the other day, long-time Starmen.Net forumgoer Omnitarian drew this funny little thing about the Seven Secretaries that are supposedly in EarthBound. Enjoy 
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22 Comments to Seven Secretaries of EarthBound
 | Deiphobus said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
gotta love PK Fax Omega…
 | rayefrenzy said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
I’m so tuff. I preform PK Fax Omega on a daily basis.
 | Viewtiful_justin said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
Holy hilarity! That’s amazing! I wondered about that, too. The Shrooom! one is my favorite, by far. *Ness is feeling strange* *Ness hits reply all*
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| Satsy said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
XD Hehehehehe! Excellent!
Om is good for stuff like this. 
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| NessRules said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
“Pk fax omega deals 460-900 letters and immediatly sends status aligning letters to the victim- err… reader.”
 | Q said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
See, this gets me wondering whether he actually meant the Magypsies. They’d make fabulous secretaries, wouldn’t you say?
 | Darien said on Feb. 20, 2009 |
I’m still not convinced that review wasn’t tongue-in-cheek. “Secretaries” is a pretty tough misspelling from “sanctuaries,” and makes too good a joke.
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| HossTehMaster said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
Ha, I like the Shroom!!!!!! one. “Ness got a paper cut! Ness got hurt and collapsed.”
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| chuggaaconroy said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
Haha,this is funny.
 | IWontGetOvertheDam said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
Haha, nice.
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| Omnitarian said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
Wowzers, thanks for featuring me! 
 | Mato said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
I couldn’t tell if you had a homepage or not, or else I would’ve linked to it.
Very cool pic
 | Smash Bass said on Feb. 21, 2009 |
This is pure brilliance.
 | Jimi said on Feb. 22, 2009 |
7 Secretaries? I like where that went.
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| Leirin said on Feb. 23, 2009 |
In my next playthrough of Mother 3, I am going to set my favorite thing as “Fax” just to add to the awesomeness of this comic
 | TheBatFax said on Feb. 23, 2009 |
I enjoy this for obvious reasons.
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| Gyiyg said on Sep. 12, 2009 |
Holy crap, I can’t stop laughing at #2. I wouldn’t dare take his call!
Dangit, I’m supposed to be studying
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| Lost Hero said on Oct. 1, 2009 |
Brilliance.
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| PSI rockin' said on Feb. 28, 2011 |
I like 7/8, poor Carbon Dog
 | StarmanFan said on Jan. 25, 2012 |
LOL
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| Dialga Thunderstar said on Feb. 5, 2012 |
PK FAX!!!
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Ahaha! That’s great! I like the 5th secretary the most, followed up by the 7th.
Ha…PK Fax…