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February 20th, 2009 | EarthBound, Images, Manga

Remember this really bad review of EarthBound? How could anyone forget, it’s been the most popular post on EB Central ever since it was posted, even beating out all the Virtual Console stuff 😉

So anyway, the other day, long-time Starmen.Net forumgoer Omnitarian drew this funny little thing about the Seven Secretaries that are supposedly in EarthBound. Enjoy 😀

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22 Comments to Seven Secretaries of EarthBound

PsychicKuro said on Feb. 20, 2009

Ahaha! That’s great! I like the 5th secretary the most, followed up by the 7th.

Ha…PK Fax…

Deiphobus said on Feb. 20, 2009

gotta love PK Fax Omega…

rayefrenzy said on Feb. 20, 2009

I’m so tuff. I preform PK Fax Omega on a daily basis.

Viewtiful_justin said on Feb. 20, 2009

Holy hilarity! That’s amazing! I wondered about that, too. The Shrooom! one is my favorite, by far. *Ness is feeling strange* *Ness hits reply all*

Satsy said on Feb. 20, 2009

XD Hehehehehe! Excellent!

Om is good for stuff like this. 😛

NessRules said on Feb. 20, 2009

“Pk fax omega deals 460-900 letters and immediatly sends status aligning letters to the victim- err… reader.”

Q said on Feb. 20, 2009

See, this gets me wondering whether he actually meant the Magypsies. They’d make fabulous secretaries, wouldn’t you say?

Darien said on Feb. 20, 2009

I’m still not convinced that review wasn’t tongue-in-cheek. “Secretaries” is a pretty tough misspelling from “sanctuaries,” and makes too good a joke.

HossTehMaster said on Feb. 21, 2009

Ha, I like the Shroom!!!!!! one. “Ness got a paper cut! Ness got hurt and collapsed.”

chuggaaconroy said on Feb. 21, 2009

Haha,this is funny.

IWontGetOvertheDam said on Feb. 21, 2009

Haha, nice.

Omnitarian said on Feb. 21, 2009

Wowzers, thanks for featuring me! 🙂

Mato said on Feb. 21, 2009

I couldn’t tell if you had a homepage or not, or else I would’ve linked to it.

Very cool pic 😀

Smash Bass said on Feb. 21, 2009

This is pure brilliance. 😀

Jimi said on Feb. 22, 2009

7 Secretaries? I like where that went.

Leirin said on Feb. 23, 2009

In my next playthrough of Mother 3, I am going to set my favorite thing as “Fax” just to add to the awesomeness of this comic

TheBatFax said on Feb. 23, 2009

I enjoy this for obvious reasons.

Gyiyg said on Sep. 12, 2009

Holy crap, I can’t stop laughing at #2. I wouldn’t dare take his call!
Dangit, I’m supposed to be studying

Lost Hero said on Oct. 1, 2009


PSI rockin' said on Feb. 28, 2011

I like 7/8, poor Carbon Dog

StarmanFan said on Jan. 25, 2012


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