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February 19th, 2009 | Let's Chat

Hi! It’s me, Puppy King! Help me sleep at night! What’s inside Magic Cake? Is it the same stuff that’s in the Mr. Saturn coffee and the Tenda tea? Why does Ness keep accepting all these weird foods?

 

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38 Comments to Let’s Chat with Puppy King!


IWontGetOvertheDam said on Feb. 19, 2009

D’aaawwwww. Puppy King is adorable!

Anyway, it’s… uhh… “imagination stimulant.” Yeah, that’s it. As for Ness accepting strange foods, well, he’s always looking for a quick fix.

Hunter Coates said on Feb. 19, 2009

Opium.

P.S.: It’s a drug and they can be found in poppy seeds.
P.P.S.: They put 10 pounds of it in the tea, coffee, and cake.
(FIRST POST)

Yorkshire Tea said on Feb. 19, 2009

What I never got is why the police in Summers don’t have any problem with the woman selling ‘Magic’ Cake. As for what it contains, I say raw madness, condensed into a fluffy sponge.

resetsurvivor said on Feb. 19, 2009

I don’t know why he eats them. Maybe it’s because he knows those are some of my favorite scenes.

Dr Shlub said on Feb. 19, 2009

LSD, and since he eats stuff from the present boxes the creatures he beats up leave behind, why not eat/drink it?

Zup said on Feb. 19, 2009

Obviously magic cake contains PSI Magicant, a rare, world-altering PSI.

And Ness is always hungry. He’s a growing boy!

rayefrenzy said on Feb. 19, 2009

I reckon somma those mushrooms from TaneTane Island are in the “magic” cake

HossTehMaster said on Feb. 19, 2009

He eats crap from garbage cans like a raccoon ssssoooo I’m imagining that he doesn’t care how magic it is…as for the stuff thats in it I would say cough syrup. Lots, and lots of special cough syrup.

Anonymous said on Feb. 19, 2009

If you had the stress of having to save the universe of your shoulders, you’d need to unwind somehow as well. I’m guessing they’re made with lots of Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom spores 🙂

ZombiePaul said on Feb. 19, 2009

The above post was mine, I wasn`t logged in for some reason.

Aqy said on Feb. 19, 2009

Tendakraut essence…?

Vanasto said on Feb. 19, 2009

The cake has some virtual boy eyestrain red #69 in it… that could help explain EB’s underwhelming sales.

Alxprit said on Feb. 19, 2009

Um, well, Magic Cake oughta have some sort of sleepy kind of ingredient, that makes the user fall asleep. And then they dream about something. Ness just HAPPENED to dream about the plot device.

otherhand said on Feb. 19, 2009

insert portal reference here

Also Ness is a junkie.

Teal said on Feb. 19, 2009

The magic cakes must be as strange as the woman who makes them. Likes to stare at rocks while drinking water and has a unique sprite that doesn’t seem to have any walking frames. Magic cake seems to be stronger because it makes the consumer pass out and have dreams about far away places.

hollow leviathan said on Feb. 19, 2009

There is nothing at all strange in the Magic Cake. It just tastes delicious, and eating it with his friends makes him think of home.

Aurilliux said on Feb. 19, 2009

Magic cakes are made with love!

DoseiSan said on Feb. 19, 2009

It’s full of Humannip.

Deiphobus said on Feb. 19, 2009

he does it to advance the game, what else?

Nintendofan4lyf said on Feb. 19, 2009

Nothing, it’s just a plot device to introduce Poo into the game’s story. :U

adeleon1989 said on Feb. 20, 2009

Nothingis in the magic cake, it was just a scene transition. I don’t understand why you guys are trying to make Ness seem like some sort of junkie. Shame on you…

jk XP

Cpt. Obvious said on Feb. 20, 2009

THE MAGIC CAKE IS A LIE!

3rd strongest said on Feb. 20, 2009

just msd.

Kopper said on Feb. 20, 2009

I… have no idea. Maybe condensed awesome? Drugs? The power of a plot device? All or none of the above? Pie?

NessRules said on Feb. 20, 2009

Definately not a bomb. Most Surely not a bomb.

Q said on Feb. 20, 2009

100% pure, all-natural organic magic, imported from Magicant. Ness is always after the stuff because it’s the groovy side of his brain.

GoldenEevee said on Feb. 22, 2009

Probably Mr. Saturn poop, or maybe caffiene, or maybe magic mushrooms……

UltraGamer15 said on Feb. 22, 2009

It probabaly contains really condensed Piggy Jelly.

Doctor Icarus said on Feb. 22, 2009

Ah, this is a good question. You see, the cake was nothing but a lie. A false, chocolatey goodness covered in facade-sting.

I'm Not On Magic Cake! said on Feb. 24, 2009

If you work at McDonalds, you obviously (and unforuntantly) know this question. Its a simple combination of Mr. Saturn Arms, Elven Ears, whatever slime Master Blech leaves behind, and the soul of a kitten. They taste exactly like Chicken Nuggets, but their outward apperance varies.

Puppy King = :D!! said on Feb. 25, 2009

Magic cake is actually made with shrooms, acid and the purple mushrooms on TaneTane Island. Amazingly you can detect any of it, because there is so much sugar. Each time you take ONE bite of magic cake, you go through TERRIBLE hallucinations. I hope I helped you sleep better.

*Spikes Magic cake with acid and offers to King*

NessMencesal said on Mar. 1, 2009

It’s full of LSD.
Ness needs to eat, so does everyone!

sticktendo said on Mar. 1, 2009

It’s product of “BOING FOOD INC.” Those include BOING COFFEE, ZOOM SHROOMS, and DAKOTA CAKE. So they all have the same kinds of stuff.

O-Suchin said on Mar. 1, 2009

Glowsticks.

Dadalama said on Apr. 8, 2009

they ground up 40 plot wizards for each slice of cake.

Steve! said on Jun. 26, 2009

There’s LSD inside all of them. Ness accepts them because he is a MAJOR addict.

Anonymous said on Dec. 14, 2010

Theres something called epic win in it, king, and ness is hooked

Tabook said on Sep. 15, 2012

He/She looks like king. =3


 
 

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