Gooey-Goos Need Love Too

Of course I will! All the other girls will be so envious.

Aww ♥

Once, my friend was asking this girl to prom, so he wrote a note on some paper and stuck it inside a balloon. Then he inflated the balloon and wrote “Pop me!” on it. Then, he gave it to the girl. She said yes. Not EB related, but I thought it was a good story.

I happen to have something of a goo fetish

Sorry, Gooey-Goo, but I have a date with the… erm… *looks around* Great Crested Booka.

Only if you’ll be my valiumtime. ;-;

Sorry, but you’re not my type. I prefer ladies with more substance.

Well, this is a STICKY wicket. We might have a good SLIME, but I don’t want to STRETCH our relationship so far.
Puns aside, no. EBM has evened the score. He does not date outside his species save for cute humanoid aliens and particularly convincing anthropomorphic Pokemon.
Yeah, EBM said it.
There could be other exceptions, but that is neither here nor there.
Gotta GOO.

Of course. Most women won’t even look at me…

there’s a pokefurry here. i’m..sort of terrified now. help!

Three eyes and no specific figure? Count me in!

It should date those slime enemies from Chrono Trigger.

yow! NICE JOB OVERLOOKING DRAGON QUEST

The slimes in DQ remind me less of the CT ones though. Besides, the DQ slimes already have enough adoration

Why yes,
*looks around at girlfriend-less-ness*
of course!

More people voted no than yes? My God people…

*Runs to date the fat girl over the slime*
Sorry, but I prefer… my own species.

Well, with that bravado, how can I say no?

I’m more of a Demonic Petunia kind of guy.

o.o

I don’t want my legs turning to goo!

depends on if its a warm goo or a cold goo….. I’m not going to specify why. but I voted yes. for just incase

Dunno. If it’s a girl…