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February 9th, 2009 | Images, MOTHER 3

I dunno, I’m more of a Worthless Protoplasm kind of guy myself.

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22 Comments to Gooey-Goos Need Love Too

Spitball Sparky said on Feb. 9, 2009

Of course I will! All the other girls will be so envious.

Poe said on Feb. 9, 2009

Aww ♥

IWontGetOvertheDam said on Feb. 9, 2009

Once, my friend was asking this girl to prom, so he wrote a note on some paper and stuck it inside a balloon. Then he inflated the balloon and wrote “Pop me!” on it. Then, he gave it to the girl. She said yes. Not EB related, but I thought it was a good story.

B oE AN said on Feb. 9, 2009

I happen to have something of a goo fetish

Aurilliux said on Feb. 9, 2009

Sorry, Gooey-Goo, but I have a date with the… erm… *looks around* Great Crested Booka.

rayefrenzy said on Feb. 10, 2009

Only if you’ll be my valiumtime. ;-;

AbstractedThought said on Feb. 10, 2009

Sorry, but you’re not my type. I prefer ladies with more substance. 😉

EBM said on Feb. 10, 2009

Well, this is a STICKY wicket. We might have a good SLIME, but I don’t want to STRETCH our relationship so far.
Puns aside, no. EBM has evened the score. He does not date outside his species save for cute humanoid aliens and particularly convincing anthropomorphic Pokemon.
Yeah, EBM said it.
There could be other exceptions, but that is neither here nor there.
Gotta GOO.

Utada Hikaru's Biggest Friend said on Feb. 10, 2009

Of course. Most women won’t even look at me…

ark?? said on Feb. 10, 2009

🙁 there’s a pokefurry here. i’m..sort of terrified now. help!

Simon Roberts said on Feb. 10, 2009

Three eyes and no specific figure? Count me in!

Mato said on Feb. 10, 2009

It should date those slime enemies from Chrono Trigger.

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Mato said on Feb. 10, 2009

The slimes in DQ remind me less of the CT ones though. Besides, the DQ slimes already have enough adoration 😉

_oMeGa_ said on Feb. 11, 2009

Why yes,
*looks around at girlfriend-less-ness*
of course!

HossTehMaster said on Feb. 19, 2009

More people voted no than yes? My God people…

Kopper said on Feb. 20, 2009

*Runs to date the fat girl over the slime*
Sorry, but I prefer… my own species.

wantslatioslots said on Feb. 20, 2009

Well, with that bravado, how can I say no?

Burt said on Mar. 17, 2009

I’m more of a Demonic Petunia kind of guy.


Lucky said on Jul. 5, 2009

I don’t want my legs turning to goo!

Kyoo said on May. 13, 2010

depends on if its a warm goo or a cold goo….. I’m not going to specify why. but I voted yes. for just incase

Mic said on Jun. 23, 2010

Dunno. If it’s a girl…


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