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January 31st, 2009 | Let's Chat

Hello there! I guess I’m supposed to ask a question or something, so here goes. What did the Criminal Caterpillar do to become a criminal?!

 

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31 Comments to Let’s Chat with Save Frog!


confused said on Jan. 31, 2009

O my Pork!!!! It’s save frog!!!!

Oh ya the question, I think he got caught stealing all that XP.

DragonKazooie89 said on Jan. 31, 2009

He stole the Spiteful Crows’ cookie stash!

Dan said on Jan. 31, 2009

He steals to fund his shoe-collecting habbit.

Also, don’t worry; I’ll give my regards to the next save-frog I see discussing Mother series trivia.

Briianz said on Jan. 31, 2009

Because he is a dirty little thief who steals steak!!

Satsy said on Jan. 31, 2009

He stoled him some cheetos. 😛

kn said on Jan. 31, 2009

14 separate counts of racketeering, money laundering, theft, conspiracy, and aggravated assault.

and he OBVIOUSLY has accomplices. 😛

Masheysoup23 said on Jan. 31, 2009

He killed my wife and three kids!

AbstractedThought said on Jan. 31, 2009

Manufactured counterfeit rock candy. What a scumbag.

IWontGetOvertheDam said on Jan. 31, 2009

He came to my town in Animal Crossing and stepped on my flowers. >:(

Eddward said on Jan. 31, 2009

He stole from others EXP. That’s why when you defeat him you get lots of EXP.

XX Stone said on Jan. 31, 2009

He committed a crime so unimaginably dastardly that its dastardliness cannot be expressed with words.

Aqy said on Feb. 1, 2009

He sneezed in Everdred’s soup and Everdred ratted him out.

TheBatFax said on Feb. 1, 2009

Jaywalking.

wants_latios_lots said on Feb. 1, 2009

He’s running around the desert, trying to beat up thirteen year-old kids.

This is not a nice guy.

Saturn Ladder said on Feb. 1, 2009

He stole my friend’s cake.

Hypotenuse Man said on Feb. 1, 2009

He didn’t do anything. It’s all a conspiracy by The Man (in this case, The Man is, of course, the New Age Retro Hippie).

help me said on Feb. 3, 2009

he stole ness’ last piece of steak and hinawa’s last omelette!

Simon Roberts said on Feb. 10, 2009

He stole my heart 🙁

HGastrus said on Feb. 11, 2009

One day the Criminal Caterpillar stumbled into a dark room. Swirling around, he came across all sorts of people who said things he couldn’t understand, and a huge, white, glowing END? was shone from the room’s center. As he fumbled for an exit, he happened to come across a small doorknob, which he prompty pocketed, hoping it would be a key to his way out. As it turned out, the room vanished shortly thereafter, and he found himself in the middle of a city. It wasn’t long before the police showed up, going on about a theif who had stolen a priceless artifact from the door of a Mister Flint’s house. The caterpillar fled, now with a bounty on his head. He is said to roam the deserts, hoping for the false accusations of his crime to subside. Until then, he waits.

Many questions still remain about this case. For instance, where was that room? Who is this Flint? What makes this doorknob so special? I assure you, our investigators are working around the clock on this case, trying to apprehend the criminal and trying to make sense of what the heck is going on.

me. why are u asking my name!? said on Feb. 11, 2009

heeeeey… isn’t the save frog from mother3
how do you know of the criminal caterpillar?

Rotting Purple Mango said on Feb. 14, 2009

Cause it’s a cool name of course… I mean “Criminal Caterpillar”…

Cool, no?

waehofen said on Feb. 14, 2009

He hides in the desert and waits for a chance to set little boys and girls on fire.

16Bitman said on Feb. 16, 2009

He stole the PK Fire Technique from Ness when he was a little child, that’s why Ness is only able to use 2 Atacks!

Mr. Guy that stops you from going on the train tracks. Not. said on Feb. 18, 2009

He caught all the magypsies (sp?) stark naked.

Hunter Coates said on Feb. 18, 2009

I’ll die of all the Let’s Chat with (insert EB character) threads here.
P.S.: They are experience criminals. However, they drop lots of them.

BoingZoomDakota said on Apr. 26, 2009

He made magic cake.

Ector said on Jul. 3, 2009

He tried to beat up Reggie for not releasing MOTHER 3 in America.

Ector said on Jul. 3, 2009

At least that’s the after April 2006 reason. 😀

yetikirby said on Jan. 6, 2010

that XP can’t be his…………

Anonymous said on Dec. 15, 2010

Becaaaaaauuuuuuussssseeeee….

He’s climbing in our backpacks
Snatching our items up
So you better zip you bag, keep it high,zip your bag,keep it high
and hide your cookies cause he’s snatching everything out there.
We’re gonna have to beat him if we want
to get our items back, to get our items back
So PSI Rockin, PSI Fire, PSI Starstorm and Multi bottle roocket.

lol i mades a funny

100earthbound said on Jul. 19, 2012

He steals money from poor peoples bank account!


 
 

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