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January 28th, 2009 | Let's Chat

Hello! Here’s my question. Where’s the Frankystein Mark I? What happened to it?

 

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33 Comments to Let’s Chat with Salsa!


IWontGetOvertheDam said on Jan. 28, 2009

It was destroyed in the second world war.

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hollow leviathan said on Jan. 28, 2009

Mark I tried to talk the opponent out of fighting it instead of clobbering it with vicious hooks etc. Frankie often told it that he was still proud of it, but sent it off to boarding school and made the Frankystein we all know today while it was away.

Phil L said on Jan. 28, 2009

I think Frank just wanted to impress people by making them think he had successfully constructed a robot before.

BeezoWeldar said on Jan. 28, 2009

I guess I always thought that Frank WAS Frankystein Mk. I…
I know it doesn’t really make sense.

Phones said on Jan. 28, 2009

Oh man that salsa sprite is scary.

Mise said on Jan. 28, 2009

It was salvaged for to make the first stand in Frank’s Franks, the first gang-led fast food service.

22hunter said on Jan. 28, 2009

Everyone knows it was made with potatoes

Briianz said on Jan. 28, 2009

It was SMAAAAASH!! by Ness

Eddward said on Jan. 28, 2009

It was upgraded to become Mk. II. It’s hard to make a steam robot.

Teal said on Jan. 28, 2009

Hmm…my guess would be that Frankystein Mark I is Frank himself, maybe it’s his full name. Frankystein is Frank’s creation and he liked it so much he named it after him…kinda like a Frank Jr.

ColdasIce said on Jan. 28, 2009

Franky is Mark 1

shadowdeku said on Jan. 28, 2009

The Mark I was on loan to Pokey, but he broke it. It was a lot better than the Mark II

Katon said on Jan. 29, 2009

In before potat-Dang it!

HAK2 said on Jan. 29, 2009

it disentegrated into smiterines after ness beat it up continuously.

GoldenEevee said on Jan. 29, 2009

There are many possibilities, I can name 7:

1. It was made from potatoes
2. It was upgraded to Mk.II
3. It was towed away for parking violations
4. It wrecked while rampaging Onett
5. It’s Franks car
6. Your Mom
7. Franks Mom

Difegue said on Jan. 29, 2009

It was destroyed by Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot arts

Dr Shlub said on Jan. 29, 2009

It was destroyed by global warming

Poopskin said on Jan. 29, 2009

it was giygas all along.

Psychomax said on Jan. 29, 2009

It went on a rampage and stormed through the city, making giant footprints in the streets and on buildings. Most of the footprints have been covered up; the one campaign promise BH Pirkle managed to keep.

SplatterHammer said on Jan. 29, 2009

It was inside of Frankystein Mark II.

Leirin said on Feb. 11, 2009

It was really ugly, so Frank was ashamed of it and SMAAAASHed it.

me. why are u asking my name!? said on Feb. 11, 2009

it’s mde out of potatoes

Rotting Purple Mango said on Feb. 14, 2009

II is much cooler than I

Hunter Coates said on Feb. 18, 2009

The answer is that it was made out of poor aluminum.

I'm Not On Magic Cake! said on Feb. 24, 2009

Salsa, the thing you called “The Frankystein Mark I” never existed. Ness and company never auctualy left their house. These 4 kids were on vaction when a street vendor asked for something called “Magic Cake”, that allowed the 4 children to view in to Giygas’s mind. Those events never took place, and although Giygas did exist, he became so powerful that he collapsed due to his strength. Seriously, you would buy that the ultimite evil could be destroyed by 4 robot children. Even if 4 EVEs (and thats a WHOLE diffrent story) were to fight Giygas, they would lose. And why would anyone want to be around a person named Porky. Eww…

toxicofthetoad said on Mar. 2, 2009

I second that it was made out of potatoes.

Claus said on Mar. 15, 2009

Salsa would’nt even know about the Frankystein Mark II

Claus said on Mar. 15, 2009

Unless he some how went back in time before Ness beat it.

Mastershambler said on Mar. 21, 2009

IT’s because he’s a huge fan of Street fighter II. He does have his headquarters in an arcade afterall!

PK Scatman said on Apr. 15, 2009

he probley calls it that becuase well his name is frank so ha makes a robot version of him

PK Rockin said on May. 25, 2009

He got rejected from Frank

Anonymous said on Dec. 14, 2010

IT WAS MADE OF POTATOES AND IT ROTTED!!!!

100earthbound said on Jul. 19, 2012

It was made out of potatoes… Or he thinks that that name is cooler


 

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