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January 5th, 2009 | Let's Chat

What’s up? Something’s been bothering me for a while… Why doesn’t the Death Ray actually kill anything when used?

 

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satsy said on Jan. 11, 2009

Death Ray is probably victim to the ‘destruction weapon failure’, simply because of the naming convention. It will mis-fire, or not quite do its’ intended job, because it’s called a death ray.

Kind of like how a villain in a TV show, no matter how good his plan is, will lose because that’s the order of things. The Death Ray is like EarthBound’s version of that.

PSI Guy said on Jan. 11, 2009

It does kill people! It’s like the sun: it gives rays of light, so one day, all those Chompsaurs will die from cancer!

nekoaitsu said on Jan. 13, 2009

Well, it’s not an “Instant Death” Ray, just a “Death Ray.” So, like most things, if used enough times, it can kill. I guess that Jeff is just a nice guy~

Hunter Coates said on Feb. 18, 2009

In Tenda Village, you find it in a trash can at the bottom right corner of it.

Answer: When Jeff equips it, it increases the offense by 90.

DanteAMD said on Apr. 6, 2009

Jeff starts to die a little inside when used.

StarFan said on Dec. 15, 2010

it only kills starmen.
(thats hows a come theirs ghost of starmans)


 
 

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