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January 7th, 2009 | Let's Chat

Hi! It’s me, Ionia! I have a question. Why does the Onett arcade have a back yard? And why does Frank hang out there all alone with his robot? It’s weird as weird can be.

 

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PSI Guy said on Jan. 11, 2009

It’s like hiding celery in a fast food store: fat people eat everything so someone will eventually be tricked into eating something healthy. Gamer’s can’t stand still, what with all their running around so they’ll accidentally go outside someday! It’s Mayor Pirkle’s flawless plan.

Frank’s robot is the only one who truly understands him, because he was programmed to.

Simon Roberts said on Jan. 16, 2009

Why not? If I had an arcade, it would have a backyard patio, with heated pool and bar. Gotta have a gimmick to survive in these difficult economic times.

Claus said on Mar. 15, 2009

I have a queston for you. What did you do to Lucas in that hot spring that caused him to learn PSI?

Hunter said on Jul. 2, 2009

He likes being the reverse way of nocturnal…he’s an early bird! 😛

Ector said on Jul. 3, 2009

They trap disruptive arcade gamers in the backyard for timeouts, but after the sharks took the place over Frank stayed back there to make him feel “bad”.


 
 

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