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When we last left off, Master Belch had just used the Bad Key Machine he stole from Jeff to infiltrate the Mach Pizza in Twoson. He also caught Paula with some of Melon Kid’s Pretty Girl Paper. Little did he know that Ness likes both pizza and Paula…
Gwarharhar! I did it! I caught Paula, prettiest girl in all of the land! Cuz you know, there’s only like 40 girls in the entire world for some reason. *BURRRRRRP* Where’s that lousy Ness, anyway? He sure is slow… And he’s taking a long time too!
Here I am! OK! I will go and make that bad guy pay for his bad things he’s done! OK! OK! Here I go!
Hey, you guys! I know you’re doing bad things! Now you’re going to get it! OK! Here it comes! OK!
Oh noes I am defeated! *BUUUUUUUUURP*
OH NESS! YOU SAVED ME! I LOVE YOU! LET’S MAKE SOME PK FIRE TOGETHER!
Your mom made you Babies for lunch, didn’t she?
Ness: Oh, Paula, you’re so smooth and–
STARMAN: HA HA HA. YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP. I DO NOT REALLY LOVE YOU! BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS! BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES AND–
WELL, THAT IS THAT. BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE GIYGAS MADE ME KISS NESS. I BETTER GET A SWORD OF KINGS FOR THIS OR I QUIT.
I NEED SOME
Next time: The Bubble Monkey and Mr. Saturn in the ultimate showdown!
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- Leeaux: Hey I just saw this! Really interesting watch to. Lots of little fun facts.
- Mary: The “behind the scenes” video on how the Ness animation was made is great too. The animators channel is A + Start.